You may be a whiz in the kitchen, but just how well-versed are you when it comes to the culinary arts? Test your culinary prowess with this totally made up and possibly offensive quiz.
Define the cooking term ‘Sweating’
- To cook food in its own juices with a small amount of fat over low heat, just until softened
- That thing you do between your boobs when you have to chase down your kids at the park
A convection oven is…
- An oven that uses a fan to circulate heat throughout the oven
- An oven used to kill convicts
When it comes to pasta…
- Flat, longer pasta should be used with cream sauces and sturdier shapes go best with tomato sauces
- Cook it like that guy Al Dante says
What should you look for when buying mussels?
- Ones with tightly closed shells or shells that close when you tap them
- Merchants who can be discrete with credit card transaction descriptions
Which type of wood should you use for smoking foods on an outdoor grill?
- Fruitwoods and hardwoods
- Dude, you can smoke wood?
Define the cooking term ‘Spatchcock’
- A way of flattening a whole chicken by cutting out the spine before cooking
- A special apron used to keep splatters off your wiener
Thousand Island dressing is best known for…
- Coming from the
- Only ever being used before Ranch dressing was invented
Pesto sauce can best be described as…
- A basic sauce that consists of basil, parmesan, olive oil, salt and pine nuts
- Bong sludge
What is a mycophile?
- Someone who hunts edible wild mushrooms
- Um. What?
What is the hand test?
- A test is used to estimate the temperature of charcoal when grilling
- A test used to determine if your husband is ready to lay down the lovin’
How'd you do?
If you answered mostly 1’s then you are a cooking genius and need to quit your job to pursue a culinary degree. In France
If you answered some 1’s and some 2’s then you’re really just very average and shouldn’t quit your day job. Or tell jokes in public.
If you answered mostly 2’s then you are a moron. And probably high.
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ReplyDeleteI already have my culinary degree, but I'd LOVE to go study in France for a while. :)
ReplyDeleteI have to get one of those aprons for my hubby. Wish I could quit laughing...
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